‘WANT AD’ by James Kavanaugh [paraphrased]
Mature Man badly bruised by life.
Abandoned by two wives, and 3 lovers.
Father of 3 grown children who consider him eccentric but nice,
has good job and adequate income and savings.
Seeks suitable mate of any reasonable age, requests devotion, meals, caring and love at regular or irregular intervals..
Dislikes arguments, punk rock, Fantasy island, and canned spagetti.
Friendly, can be very funny, skis, plays tennis, will dance apon prolonged teasing.
Has friends, likes to travel, read, converse, and explore deserted beaches.
Dreams are presently dulled by unexplained midlife sadnes.
Needs more than pills and therapy to recapture confidence and joy of living.
Sexually…very well disciplined, somewhat emotionally repressed, capable of long periods of silence..
Eager to grow, live, love and be a lifetime friend.
Can fix garbage disposals, faulty toilets, clogged drains, hates yard work and laundry, but does do windows.
References available upon request .. one from a golden retriever and another from a siamese cat.
Average size, decent looks, adequate personality.
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Good example of a very straight forward response to the personals…
Hope this helps….kate