Archive for October, 2007

Wednesday, October 10th, 2007

This goes out to curious George…

Oral Sex did not exist between married couples prior to 1950…sex was pleasurable but unvarying…

No wonder everyone ran naked thru the Sixties….kate

Monday, October 8th, 2007

This goes out to Howard L.

EX  etc etc….means…Everything comes from an EGG..

 this is from OVID{Metamorphosis} the story of Creation! 

 So I’m thinkin that about wraps up….what came first

…the chicken or the egg?

Lighten up Howie..

love kate

Monday, October 8th, 2007

Sarah,

It’s not gay bashing to share the fact that Asian chicks are the last stop for gays….if a guy is in the closet…they first go for an asian …because…their bodies are more like boys….duhhh…  kate

Monday, October 1st, 2007

Dear Abby,My husband is a liar and a cheat. He has cheated on me from the beginning,

and, when I confront him, he denies everything. What’s worse, everyone knows
that he cheats on me. It is so humiliating. Also, since
he lost his job six years ago, he hasn’t even looked for a new one. All he
does all day is smoke cigars, cruise around and hang out with his buddies
while I have to work to pay the bills.
Since our daughter went away to college he doesn’t even pretend to like me
…and hints that I may be a lesbian. What should I do?

Signed: Clueless

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Dear Clueless,

Grow up and dump him. Good grief, woman. You don’t need him anymore!

You’re a United States Senator from New York running for President of the
United States.

………Act like one!