February 5th, 2008

dear kate,

I lost you when you switched from AOL…but am glad you are still around..

This guy I am living with, is from another country…maybe from another century…dont understand…why he will not allow me to call my family or even have a friend where we live.  He does all the food shopping, he lets me cook, he knows I like to cook and so I like that about him. 

As far as dressing….he does not see the value in more than two sets of everything…one in the wash and the other on your back, I dont mind.

I am only 23, he is 61….I think I love him  but would you think he is all wrong about some of the above, I want to respect him but I miss the company of others esp. my family..

The sex………….

He is allowing this email  because he will edit it before you get it. about the sex part…so anything to say for me??  Nona

dear Nona…I recall you were with someone else….about a year ago.   I still have your letters in archives..an octogenarian ~~ even back then…

You seem to have a penchant [bent] for getting involved with older gentleman..this is something that needs looking into..

This guy could be your grandfather.  Where do you meet these guys  ? at nursing homes??….what the hell do you see in him..other than maybe his money…when he kicks the bucket? and if you are only co-habiting…dont count on that..

How good could the sex be…lets face it …it’s like shooting pool with a rope!

My best advise is to take your two sets of undies and hit the road…back to Mom….get some professional help..  kate

January 19th, 2008

In response to ‘Leah’ ….[dueling banjos??]…

You wanted to know if the  female child you gave birth to…might …in any way be actually the child of your sister?

On a serious note…this is physically impossible.

In the Bizzarro world….I would try to match  your D.N.A. with  the next guy that gets on the bus….kate

January 19th, 2008

katey,

my first was way less as old as I had been, we never consumed the marriage~ this is not my idea of abbey to help one.

but I need to know if my sister, now living, is in any way responsive for

my own daughter?  leah

January 19th, 2008

This Push Polling b.s…is just a cleaned up version of annoying, mindless , irritating, provoking….phone calls going out from volunteers on both sides of the political aisle..

Nothing new…

McCain has a black child!!

Romney multiple wives!!

Barak a muslim!!

Hillary a Lesbo!!

Edwards secret love child!!

and get this….Guiliani….his wife Judith hates puppies!!

 If we are to be guided by these moronic statements…this country is a whole heap of trouble…

holy cow~~~

January 3rd, 2008

People,

I have recieved 14  notes, letters, rantings on this same subject…

‘Have a Happy Holiday’~~ seems to bring out the beast in the best of us~

Fundamentalists crashing down on our collective heads…for not keeping Christ in Christmas.

OMG ~~~~ if someone remembers to send you a damn nondenominational card with a snowman or a santa….just be happy someone thought about you at all.

And let me say~~~~that December 25th is not anyones’ wholly owned property.  Can’t we make room for polite generic greetings when one is needed?

These dumb people who are ordering everyone else to abide by their religious sensibilities are as wrong as those jerks ….who demand that every Christmas school play be devoid of angels or baby Jesus…

Shouldn’t we all be just thanking God, Buda, or whoever ….for our blessings at this time of year?  kate

December 27th, 2007

Amy,

Your letter is almost a week old, sorry about that…

You are not using your real name, for very valid reasons.

You started off well …  telling me you think you have found the guy to

spend your life with. This is almost too good to hear.

You intimated that your bff just told you she has been having a fling with

him…and you are good with that. 

Now if that was not reason enough to dump both their asses…you went on to tell me..he is actually bi…and needs you to lend him some sort of legitimacy with his family and his work buddies, other than the two ~~~he is seeing on a regular basis..

He needs you for a beard of sorts…to take home to Mom and to upscale events in the governors mansion this Jan…

If you have not had a lobotomy recently, I strongly suggest you make plans to speak with someone who can sort this out for you…

Take it from me…you are heading down a road with too many curves.

He is not the guy you want to spend your life with …he is already spread out in too many directions….the handwriting is scrawled across a billboard on this one….take a deep breath and run in the opposite direction…kate

December 27th, 2007

J…

Someone or something   called   ‘Twitter’…has written a song/poem for and or  about me?

Is that what you telling me?   who are you…and where does Twitter rank with

 Facebook, Myspace, LinkedIn or Friendster??  …is it a blog posting..

I cannot comment unless I read the song/poem.

I am not sure that these social networks improve our lives any, just platforms for egotistical brandings..

We have taken ourselves from actual modesty  to  bluntness and outright fibbing about ourselves …[profiles]…. simply because we are desparate to share everything and anything with someone who may or may not exist…

Back in the day…we dated IN PERSON shared dinner and a bottle of wine  and got to know one another…but ….that would just rattle your cage right??

too close for comfort??

 kate

November 27th, 2007

In my mind I am already there….ahhhhhhhh  TUSCANY~~~ 

Hey guys forgive me…lap-top lost on trip over..but hotel concierge [Sergio] has been most obliging…am using office computer  to send Holiday message to you all..

As we speak, I am in a village in Tuscany called Mema. 

 Has been a dream a dream of mine to spend a month in Italy….

and so WAHLA!!

~~~~as I watch the rain splatter on the cobblestones outside my window…I am thinking of you all with great love…

be back in the states after New Years…

whats with all the Pesto…?  love kate

WUT???

November 16th, 2007

kate,

I LIVE MY OWN LIFE AND NURSE MY OWN WOUNDS!!

its not the best way to live, but it’s the way I am…w.

W. sounds like a plan…kate

October 10th, 2007

This goes out to curious George…

Oral Sex did not exist between married couples prior to 1950…sex was pleasurable but unvarying…

No wonder everyone ran naked thru the Sixties….kate