Menstrual Delights: Cocktails That'll Make You Feel Classy AF on Your Period

We’ve all been there. It’s day 1 of your period and your body is whack and everyone around you is making you mad and you basically want red wine on speed dial. And that’s a totally legit option. A little pinot noir goes a long way when it’s that time of the month. Somedays we want to give the local wine store guy a medal for recommending yet another delightfully sufficient bottle of vino that costs less than lunch from Seamless.

But why not up the ante a bit? Red wine is great, but why not try making yourself an awesome cocktail the next time Aunt Flo visits? We know, we know, sometimes making a drink that’s more complicated than a vodka soda is sort of intimidating. But making cocktails isn’t just fun, it’s a relaxing practice in and of itself. We scoured the internet for some period-appropriate libations that aren’t just pleasant to sip – these drinks actually contain ingredients that might alleviate certain period symptoms. Yup that’s right, all of the drinks below contain things that can make you feel a little better – and we’re not just talking about the liquor.

So check out the drinks below and let us know what sounds good to you! Happy drinking!

1. BLUEBERRY SMASH C/O BON APPETIT

Blueberries are super foods, and they are a super solution to tackling your period cramps. This vodka-based beverage contains blueberries, mint, lemons, and limes, meaning you’ll feel refreshed and powered up.

2. ROSEMARY LAVENDER C/O SERIOUS EATS

Lavender does the trick when it comes to needing something soothing. This herbal cocktail is a one-way ticket to mellow town and a great option when Shark Week gets stressful.

3. CUCUMBER COOLER C/O MINIMALIST BAKER

This lighter cocktail is a spin on a gin and tonic, but the presence of cucumber adds a chill twist. Cucumbers are known for their debloating priorities, so put one of these bad boys together when you’re feeling puffy.

4. NAPOLEON’S LOSS FOR 1534 C/O SERIOUS EATS

This slightly complex cocktail packs a punch thanks to its ginger base, not to mention the presence of tequila AND mezcal. Ginger is a tried-and-true trick for alleviating nausea, meaning this drink is perfect for is stomach struggles.

5. DARK CHOCOLATE MARTINI C/O FOOD NETWORK

Dark chocolate boosts your mood so you’re entirely justified in concocting one of these libations when the period blues strike or you just need something sweet during a not-so-sweet week.